Clinton’s Alternatives To Impeachment

* Must take 63 swings to the head from Mark McGwire. * All of Clinton’s interns must now be former “Golden Girls.” * Arrange for him to be President...

’twas the night before impeachment

’TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE IMPEACHMENTDecember 17, 1998’Twas The Night Before Impeachment, When all through the House, All Congress was stirring, Even Conyers, the louse. The Articles were hung...