Idiot

Don’t argue with an idiot! People watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make…

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

If you make something idiot-proof,

If you make something idiot-proof, someone, somewhere, will make a better idiot.

God and the Village Idiot

One day God was hanging out at the Pearly Gates with St. Paul. “I need to find someone to run for president,” he said after a while. Attentive to...