Hospital Search Program

A new arrival about to enter hospital saw two white-coated doctors searching through the flower beds. “Excuse me,” he said, “have you lost something?” “No,” replied one of the...

The mental hospital

An english, irish and scottish man all admitted to a mental hospital.the doctor came around to check if they are well enough to leave. The first patient he came...

Va un tipo al hospital

Va un tipo al hospital a visitar a su compadre que se encontraba convaleciente. “�Qu� le pas� compadre?” “Mire, (ense��ndole una rajada en la cabeza) ve esto compadre, pues...

You know you’re in a red-neck hospital when…

Ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with a spinning lantern. Nurses wear flour sack uniforms and look like burned out cloggers. Dogs hang around O. R. for scraps. Maternity...

Mount Sinai Hospital

A woman, calling Mount Sinai Hospital, said, “Hello, I want to know if a patient is getting better.” The voice on the other end of the line said, “What...