10 Rejected Holiday Specials

10. “Gallagher Smashes Melons in Bethlehem” 9. “A Creepy, Creepy Christmas with Michael Jackson” 8. Fox TV’s “When Reindeer Attack!” 7. “A Country Holiday with Martha Stewart and a...

God’s holiday

God’s sitting up in his ivory tower, he’s had enough of the pressures and stresses of being number one, so he’s decided to go on holiday. He calls all...

Holiday Season Conduct…

Conduct During the Holiday Season… Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to make tinsel is discouraged. Playing Jingle Bells on a neighbor’s push-button phone during a...