Everything happens at the same

Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between.

Shit Happens

TAOISM: Shit happens. CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, “Shit happens”. ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?) JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?...

What happens if you get

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?