14 pints of Guinness

A bloke goes into a pub. The barmaid asks what he wants. ‘I want to put my head between your tits, and lick the sweat off,’ he replies. ‘You...

Guinness v Lager

“Doctor – I think my prick is too small.” “Do you drink?” “Yes, Lager,” “Aaaahhh. There’s your problem. It shrinks things, Lager. You should try drinking Guinness. That makes...

Fly In My Guinness

    An Irishman, an Englishman and aScotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender handsthem over, three flies buzz down and...