Microsoft to buy the U.S. Government

REDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 21, 1997 — In direct response to accusations made by the Department of Justice, the Microsoft Corp. announced today that it will be acquiring the...

CHANGES IN A GOVERNMENT RUN BY PRO WRESTLERS

* Driving your fellow Congressman into the turnbuckle now considered acceptable method of ending a filibuster. * President now shouts entire State of the Union address with his face...

Government Tactics

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give...

Government expands to absorb revenue

Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.

Government worker

Kowalski worked for the Department of Transportation. One day he woke up ill, with a touch of laryngitis-but-being a dedicated employee he went to work. The boss felt rather...