Best Goldfish Joke Ever!

Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, “You man the guns, I’ll drive.”

Goldfish Death

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked,...

Blonde and Goldfish

A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how. Once they were done...

Buying a Goldfish

A blonde walked into the pet shop and asked the clerk, “How much does a goldfish cost?” “They’re a dollar a piece.” “I see,” said the blonde, “and how...