Sick and Pompous General

The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady. For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and...

En el ej�rcito, el general

En el ej�rcito, el general llama a sus soldados y les pregunta uno a uno: “Soldado Guti�rrez, �sus botas?” “Me las robaron, mi general.” “�Como, cien de pecho!” “Soldado...

General Kitchy Kitchy

Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy? A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.

Speaking with the general

It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous...

George Bush , Saddam Hussein and General …

George Bush, Saddam Hussein and General Cosgrove were all walking along a beach together after a peace talk , when they spotted an empty champagne bottle lying in the...

General Failure

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?