Pearly Gates

A man dies and goes to heaven. As he’s standing in line, the pearly gates slam open and a man charges out. He’s dressed in a scrub suit and...

A man appears before the pearly gates…

A man appears before the Pearly Gates “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?””

Bill Gates In Hell

Bill Gates dies and goes to Hell. Satan greets him and says, “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve...

Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.

A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter...

Bill Gates, the Antichrist

The real name of Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where III” means the order of third (3rd). By converting...

Bill Gates

Q:what is the difference between Bill Gates and a viberator? A:a viberator is an artificial dick!