The funeral!

One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse going down the street, followed by another hearse, followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed...

Funeral Speeches

Three men went up to heaven to meet with St. Peter, but upon arival, they are told that only 33% of the people trying to get into heaven were...

Things to Do at the Funeral of Somebody You Didn’t

1. Tell the widow you’re sure you saw him move. 2. Go to the funeral dressed as the deceased, and call the widow a fraud. 3. Bring a dog...