Q. There are two fleas on a pussy. One is…

Q. There are two fleas on a pussy. One is smoking dope, what’s the other one doing? A. Sniffing crack.

Deaf fleas!

A professor places a flea on the tabke and orders it to jump.It does. He then cuts of its legs and repeats the command. The flea remains stationary.The professor...

Fleas

A flea had oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, had spread out his blanket, and was proceeding to soak up the Miami sun when...