No Fishing!

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read. One morning the...

Fishing Tips

A man has been fishing on the bank of a river for hours without a nibble. A newcomer sits down 25 feet away, baits up and casts out. Not...

Sean was fishing and it started to rain, so…

Sean was fishing and it started to rain, so he moved under the bridge for shelter. His pal McGinty saw him and called, “Sean, me boy, are ye afeared...

Fishing With Baby Sister

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along. “I’ll...

Fishing Friends

Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One said to his friend, “mark this spot so that we...

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing…

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his...