My First Time

The sky was dark The moon was high All alone Just her and I Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what She wanted to...

A first-aid kit

Q: What do you call a cat who’s joined the Red Cross? A: A first-aid kit!

My First Time

A guy walks into a bar and orders twelve shots of the best whiskey in the house. The bartender proceeds to fill twelve shot glasses and stares , puzzled,...

They were both upset when Bill finished first.

Q: What do Gennifer Flowers and George Bush have in common? A: They were both upset when Bill finished first.

George Bush, during his first Presidential campaig

George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign: “I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job” Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle’s funeral: “This...

Pat him first

A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there, he runs in to his old friend. The two men stop to talk and the...