Female Whales Are The Same Way As Human Females

A male and female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had...

Q. What do you get when you cross a female…

Q. What do you get when you cross a female deer and a pickle? A. A dildoe.

Female Lab Report

OBSERVATION: If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are not a man. If you praise her, she thinks you are lying. If you...

Q: How many female

Q: How many female opera singers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: None. If they sing loudly enough they’ll break it.

Female archeologist

how do you confuse a female archeologist? give her a tampon and ask her what period its from!

Top 10 reasons computers must be female

10. Picky, picky, picky. 9. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. 8. Beauty is only shell deep. 7. When you ask what’s wrong, they say...