The Top 14 New Features in Windows

14> With optional metal probe, Microsoft’s “Explorer” now explores more than just web sites. 13> Recycle Bin inexplicably replaced with an angry monkey. 12> Built-in Excel macro calculates *exactly*...

The Top 14 Features of the Pentium III Chip

14> Automatically removes copyright notices from humor lists. 13> Minesweeper now runs really, really, *really* fast. 12> Garunteed 100% Mathomaticly Ackurat 11> Far superior to its brothers, Pentium III...