Farmer and his Pigs:…

Farmer and his Pigs: A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc. After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting...

Alabama Farmer

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp.

The Farmer’s Prize Goat

Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air. He got out, and started walking in a meadow....

Farmer

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?”...

New Chicken Farmer

A city slicker moves to the country and decides he’s going to take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, “Give me 100 baby...

Farmer from Western

There once was a farmer from Western Pennyslvainia who died and went to hell. The devil put him in the stone yard. The devil came back the next day...