Death in the Family

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?””My mother died in June,” he...

Family Sports?

An Englishman, a Welshman and an Arabian are sitting in a bar. The Englishman says, “I’ve got ten children, one more and I’ll have a football team.” The Welshman...

The family crisis

This family is sitting around the table and the kids have some meat in front of them and dont know wut it is. moms on the phone and says...

Meet the Schitt Family!

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Knee-deep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt...

We are family

yo mamma is so fat that when she jumped in the sea, a whale saw her and said We are family, you, my brother, sisters and me

Send My Bill To the Family

A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by...