Failed again!

Tom : “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?” David: “You just send a telegram: ‘Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.'” Submitted by Curtis...

Failed Star Wars Merchandising

1> Barbie Wan Kenobie’s Malibu Deathstar2> Darth Vibrader3> “Ewok On A Stick” toilet brushes4> Volkswagon’s “Return of the Jetta”5> Tampex Tampons, now with starfighter X-wings and lightsabre applicator6> Darth...

Failed Brakes

An engineer, a system’s analyst, and a programmer were on their way to a tech conference on the other side of the mountains. Half way down the other side,...

Failed driving test

Q: Why did the blonde fail her driving test? A: Because she was not used to being in the front seat.