“Get your facts first, and then you can distort…

“Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.” – Mark Twain

The facts, although interesting, are

The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men

A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae West Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you. – Mae...

25 facts of life

25 facts of life 1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it. 2. You will never find anybody who can give...

Just the facts

Justice, American Style The following exchange happened last March 5 on the show “Politically Incorrect,” between Bill Maher, the host, and lawyer Leslie Abramson, who defended the Menendez brothers:...

The Facts of Life

There was a little boy who walked onto a public bus . The little boy started raving on and on about the facts of life to the bus driver...