Buy Everyone a Round

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me...

It’s World War II and everyone is dug in to…

It’s World War II and everyone is dug in to a foxhole. The private goes up to his Sargeant and tells him he has to take a shit really...

A consensus means that everyone

A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually. – Abba Eban

Coons get into everyone else’s

Coons get into everyone else’s trash but yours.When you say, “Let’s hit the hay,” you actually MEAN it.You can feed a family of five on ONE McDonald’s Extra Value...

Everyone has a scheme that

Everyone has a scheme that will not work.