Did you hear about the pommy taxidermist who went home because Aussies kept telling him to get stuffed?
What do you call an guy on a bike? – Theif. What do you call two on a bike? – Organized Crime
Two people went hunting in the woods and got terribly lost. The first said, hey, I know what to do, the international sign for SOS is three...
How does a man propose marriage? “You’re having a what!”
Why wont ballerinas ever do the splits? They always get stuck to the floor.
How does every ethnic joke start? – By looking over your shoulder.