Engineer Cookie Recipe

Chocolate Chip Cookies: Ingredients: 1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten 2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3 3.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite 4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride 5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11...

Engineer in hell

One day an engineer died and went to hell. He made all of these wonderful things like fans, escalators, and other great stuff. One day God saw all of...

top 10 signs you are a chem engineer:

10.You attempt to explain entropy to strangers at the table during a casual dinner conversation 9. You explain surface tension to your child when he asks why you add...

A Priest, Doctor and Engineer

There are three fellas golfing together, a priest, a doctor and an engineer. Although they are having a great game, a group of three men in front of them...

Microsoft Engineer

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and...

Slow Golfers/The Pastor, Doctor and Engineer

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, “What’s with these guys? We must have been...