Elephant Time

A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he forgets his watch. He searchs for...

how do u put an elephant into

how do u put an elephant into a safeway cart??? take the F out of way.

Elephant With Thorn

An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn in her foot. She is in absolute agony until an ant strolls by. So the elephant says,...

Elephant in a chair

What time is it when an elephant sits in your chair? Time to get a new chair.

Circus Elephant

There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford to feed it. He’d never seen an elephant jump with all 4 feet off the...

Elephant Joke

What did the elephant say to the naked man??????How the hell do you breath out of that thing.