The Top 14 Signs Your Pet Has Been Doing Drugs

14> Your parakeet’s been whistling Pink Floyd and staring at the ceiling lately. 13> Mittens lets out a mellow-yet-plaintive mew when you channel-surf past SpongeBob. 12> There’s a trail...

Are Your Kids on Drugs?

Many parents today are concerned that their offspring might somehow be involved in the world of illegal pharmaceuticals, or “drugs”. This is a healthy concern. Knowing your kids are...

Don’t Do Drugs

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice young men, and...

the war on, um, drugs…

A Colorado Springs, Colo., school district says it did the right thing when it suspended 6-year-old Seamus Morris under the school’s zero-tolerance drug policy. The drug? Lemon drops. Taylor...

I said no to drugs,

I said no to drugs, but they didn’t listen!