“The dress of love”””

One day a mother goes to visit her daugter who has just been married. The mother sees her daugter sitting. Waiting for her huband, but she’s on the couch...

Another dress

Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another dress for you to clean.” Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, “Come again?” “No,”...

daughter needs a prom dress

One day a daughter went to her father and asked for a prom dress. The father said, “if you give me a blowjob I will bye you the prettiest...

This Dress Looked Much Better on…

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing, “This looked much better on….” I usually finish the sentance for them if...

Pretty Dress

It was that time during the Sunday morning service for “the children’s sermon,” and all the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly...