Double-Parked Frog

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad

Give Me A Double

So this guy walks into a bar and says, �Gve me two beers.�The bartender obliges him. The guy looks into his wallet and says, �Give me two more beers.�So...

Double for Lawyers

A man walking on the beach found an empty bottle. He picked up the bottle and a genie popped out. “You have freed me from that bottle,” said the...