Donkey’s Will Kill U

A guy with a donkey walked up to a psychic and asked about his future. The psychic said, “when your donkey farts 3 times you will die.” So the...

Rooster and donkey

One guy says to the other….imagine a fence and on one side that is where you live and i live on the other side..i have a rooster and you...

My donkey

what do you say when someone jumps on your donkey? “get of my ass!”

The un happy donkey

This farmer had a donkey it was a so un happy so he ask this bloke if he could try and make his donkey laugh ok said the bloke...

The donkey that missed a sense of humor

A Contest is held for making a donkey laugh. One man goes at it, nothing comes out, the donkey just stares at him. Another man goes in, same effect....

Three legged Donkey

What do you call a donkey with three legs? A wonkey!