Worries about mad cow disease

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is...

Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?

A: Chirpes. It’s one of those canarial diseases. I hear it’s untweetable.

Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.

Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease… Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne. She refuses to let you milk...

Mad Cow Disease

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is...

Mad Cow Disease

Mad Cow Disease One day two cows were chatting over the fence separating their two fields. The first cow said, “I’m telling you, this mad cow disease is getting...

Hypochondria is the one disease

Hypochondria is the one disease I have not got.