The Difference

Q. What do you do if a poodle humps your leg? A. Shake it off. Q. What do you do if a Rotweiler humps your leg? A. Fake an...

Q. What’s the difference between a women’s…

Q. What’s the difference between a women’s track team and a tribe of pygmies? A. The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

The Difference Between Cats and Dogs

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me…...

Q. What’s the difference between a woman…

Q. What’s the difference between a woman with pms and a rottweiler? A. Lipstick.

What’s the difference between a

What’s the difference between a wedge of old cheese and an girl? One is strong smelling and covered in mold and the other goes great with crackers!

Difference

Q: What’s the difference between an economist and a befuddled old man with Alzheimer’s? A: The economist is the one with the calculator.