The Top 15 Rejected Department of Homeland Security Slogans

15> Homeland Security: Taste the Rainbow 14> We’re Watching You, Commie 13> So Many Colors, So Little Time 12> We’ll Watch Over You Like a Big Brother 11> The...

The Florida State Department of Fish and Wildlife…

The Florida State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishers, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in Osceola, Polk, Manatee,...

Men’s Department

Marines, please remember, the next time someone gives you crap about the Marines being under the Department of the Navy, remind them that we’re the Men’s Department.

How to Please Your I.T. Department

1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it Buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, Dried flowers, bowling...