Life or Death?

One day there was a man who was walking through the forest and got lost. He wandered around for over a week, and was beginning to starve. He spotted...

Death in the Family

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?””My mother died in June,” he...

Goldfish Death

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked,...

Near Death Experience

Not to long ago a blonde woman I know had a near death experience that has changed her forever. She was horseback riding, and everything was going fine until...

Death is life’s way of

Death is life’s way of telling you you’ve been fired.

Death of the Energizer Bunny

Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred approximately 8:42 last...