What’s dangerous and swings from trees?

What’s dangerous and swings from trees? A monkey with a chainsaw.

Dangerous Food

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. ‘The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago....

Dangerous Blonde

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pick it up, pull the pin and throw it back.