DADDY DADDY!

An eight year old boy comes home from school and says “Daddy! Daddy! What is the difference between a pussy and a cunt?” The dad says, “No, I cant...

You might be a redneck if your daddy…

You might be a redneck if your daddy walked you to school and you are both in the same grade.

Mommy and Daddy

Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week and said, “Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing in the closet...

Daddy Jonny

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No,” said his mom, “of course not.” Little Johnny then ran back outside and...

Mommy and Daddy Dearest

There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a picture of a deer. So the teacher asks Bobby, �What is this animal called?� �I...

Proud Of Daddy

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a...