Crossing a Mule and Onions

Q: What do you get when you cross a mule with a sack of onions? A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

Skeleton crossing the road

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop

Gum Crossing

Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken’s bottom.

Crossing

Question: Why did the hamster cross the road? Answer: Because it was stuck in the Chicken’s ass!

CROSSING THE STREET

TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES? NEITHER, THEY ARE BOTH STUCK UP CUNTS.

crossing the road

Why did the blonde cross the road?I don’t know.Neither did he.