Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman…

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite.

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?

A: To get to the Shell station!

Cross Between . . . .

Q: What do you get when you cross a Pick Pocket with a Peeping Tom? A: A person who Watches Snatches!

Q. What do you get when you cross a female…

Q. What do you get when you cross a female deer and a pickle? A. A dildoe.

Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?

A: Chicken’s day off.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!