The De-Ranged Cowboy

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first visit to a big-city church. “When I got there, they had me park my old...

Ventriloquist Cowboy

A ventriloquist cowboy walks onto a ranch… Cowboy to Rancher: Cowboy: Is that your dog? Rancher: Yup. Cowboy: Mind if I talk to him? Rancher: Durn fool, don’t you...

Bunch a Cowboy dirt

What do you call a drug ring in Dallas? A huddle. Why did they take the astroturf out of Texas Stadium? The CowBoys play better on grass. Have you...

The Top 15 Selected Passages From the 20th Annual Cowboy Poetry Gathering

15> My old bronc, he done went wild, threw me, and I swear he smiled as I lay dazed, there in the grass, plucking cactus from my ass. 14>...

Tough Cowboy

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins.The first says,...

Tough Cowboy

Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger.The cowboy from Australia says, I wrestled...