A woman never forgets the men she could have…

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn’t.

If idiots could fly, this

If idiots could fly, this world would be an airport.

What the Year 2000 Could be Like

Your alarm clock rings on the first business day of the Year 2000, and you expect this day to be like any other. Always the worrywart, you’re staying off...

A woman could never

A woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit in front of the tv, eat dinner, and sit...