Confucius Says

Man who stand on toilet high on pot. It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl. Man who...

Confucius Joke

Confucius says: Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.

Confucius says again…

1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit. 2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth. 3. Man who gets kicked in testicles,...

Confucius say

Confucius say that baseball very funny game; man can walk on 4 balls.

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Man who keep feet firmly on the ground have trouble putting on pants. If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead...