$20 to clean suit

Two guys are sitting in a bar getting pretty loaded. Suddenly, one of them blows lunch all over himself. “Aw man, my wife is going to kill me when...

Clean dish!

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said one, “but I could never do anything with it.” “Too much...

Clean rooms are boring.

Clean rooms are boring.

Clean Your Mouse

How to clean your mouse… This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo...

Why ants clean

Q. Why did the ant wash his clothes in Tide? A. ‘Cause it was too cold out-tide!