Chickens And Books

A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, “Buk Buk BUK.” The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and...

Three Chickens

There’s three chickens a really smart one, a kind of smart one, and a dumb one we’re talking really dumb. The smart one yells “Cockadoodledo.” The kind of smart...

A redneck and the squirl on the chickens back

Well a red neck likes to stand beside the highway a lot and a few weeks ago he saw a squirl on a chikens back crossing the road and...

Hold the chickens

One day, farmer Williams was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He stopped at the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil. Then he...

Chickens

Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who is your favorite music composer?” The second chicken responds “bach, bach, bach!”