What animal should you never play cards with? A cheetah!
REJECTED HALLMARK CARDS 1. So your Daughters a hooker and it spoiled your day… look on the bright side, she’s a really good lay. 2. My tire was thumping…...
Why couldn’t the sailors play cards? Because the captain was sitting on the deck.
Little brother: Look, Sis, I’ve got a pack of cards. Big sister: Big deal!