What animal should you never play cards with?

What animal should you never play cards with? A cheetah!

Rejected Hallmark Cards

REJECTED HALLMARK CARDS 1. So your Daughters a hooker and it spoiled your day… look on the bright side, she’s a really good lay. 2. My tire was thumping…...

Why couldn’t the sailors play cards?…

Why couldn’t the sailors play cards? Because the captain was sitting on the deck.

Pack of cards.

Little brother: Look, Sis, I’ve got a pack of cards. Big sister: Big deal!