Q. What’s a pet on the floor called?…

Q. What’s a pet on the floor called? A. A carpet!

A turtle called Speedy

A man walks into a bar with his turtle which is has two black eyes, 3 broken legs, a plater on his head and duct tape holding his shell...

Bill Clinton’s economic plan called positively ath

Q: Why is Bill Clinton’s economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn’t got a prayer.