Buying Toy with Fake Money

LIttle Johnny went into a toy store. He took a toy plane and gave the clerk fake money. The clerk told him, “Hey you, this ain’t real money.” Little...

Buying a TV

A blonde goes into an appliance store looking for a tv. After a few minutes, she picks one out and approaches the salesman.”I want to buy this television,” she...

Buying Condoms

An man walks up to a clerk at a pharmacy and asks to buy some condoms. The clerk asks, “What size do you wear?” The man replies, “I don’t...

Buying a Goldfish

A blonde walked into the pet shop and asked the clerk, “How much does a goldfish cost?” “They’re a dollar a piece.” “I see,” said the blonde, “and how...

Gift Buying Rules For Men…

Gift Buying Rules For Men Print this out and leave laying around where those of the Female persuasion can see it. Rule #1: When in doubt – buy him...

Buying arsenic

A pharmacist tells a customer. In order to buy arsenic you should need a legal prescription. A picture of your mother-in-law just isn’t enough.