My Best Buddy!

A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots. One for me and one for my best buddy.” Bartender says, “You want them *both* now...

Forget it buddy!

A drunk stumbles into a confessional. The priest hears him come in, but then he doesn’t hear anything, so the priest knocks on the wall. The drunk says, “Forget...