Bird Brains

There were three birds – a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.Mama...

When God Gave out Brains

When God gave out brains i thought he said trains, and i missed mine. when God gave out looks, i thought he said books, and i didnt want any....

Brains for Sale

A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind the counter how much each of the brains cost. They saleswoman tells him, “$5/gram for...

Kidneys for Brains

The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had three tries or they would not get recess. The first kid said “Uh, 14? “No,”...

if brains…

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn’t have enough to power yourself half way around a cheerio!!

Got the brains

The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialist had to say. ‘Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It...