Unbearable Lightness of Being

One day mama bear and papa bear were getting a divorce. The judge decided that baby bear was going to live with mama bear. Baby bear started to cry...

The Top 12 Bad Things About Being A Headless Horseman

12> Friggin’ sunglasses keep falling off your neck. 11> “Bad hair days” replaced by much scarier “bad jugular” days. 10> Always get disqualified for missing the first jump in...

10 Things That Suck About Being A Guy…

10 Things That Suck About Being A Guy 1. You have to take out the garbage. 2. The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000. 3. No sofas in...

Top Three Benifits Of Being Deaf

1. You never need to worry about finding a quiet place to read. 2. Yes, people may be shouting insults at you behind your back, but who cares? 3....

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

1. It beats being an American. 2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. 3. You can play ice hockey 12 months...

TOP 12 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH

1. Glorious history of killing North American tribes. 2. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah. 3. Warm beer. 4. Punctuality. 5. You get to confuse everyone...