Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why is a dog’s nose in the middle of its face? A: Because it’s the scenter.
Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it’s out of the high rent district.
Why do elephants wear pink tennis shoes? Because white ones get dirty too fast.
Gravity is because the earth sucks.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that’s where you’re supposed to wash vegetables!