Don Juan, Tom Thumb and Sleeping Beauty

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “I am the most beautiful person in the world,” proclaimed Sleeping Beauty. “No, you’re not,” answered Don...

Beauty!

Two fellows have been at the bar now for quite a while, downing several mugs with abandon. They both look at the far end of the bar, in the...

I am a beauty

Honey, my boss told me that I’m a beauty. Really? Would you now agree with me that he is a pervert?