A witness to an automobile accident

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, “Did you actually see the accident?” The witness: “Yes, sir.” The lawyer: “How far away were you...

Automobile Accident

There was a horrible automobile crash and the driver of the car lay on the side of the road dying. A passerby said to him kindly, “Why don’t you...

Automobile

A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people.